Listen, I would also rather play Call of Duty than throw to a Wide Receiver room consisting of Michael Wilson, Chris Moore, and Greg Dortch. But I have good news for you, Kyler: If you thought you liked Double XP weekend on Modern Warfare 3, you will love the double-your-height WR Marvin Harrison Jr. (MHJ). Alright, hopefully, this pick lands better than that joke, but ––
–– wait, did the Commanders take him at 2? Oh, jeez, but I wrote that entire joke already. That was the whole plan! Can we trade back? No?