We’ve officially entered the height of “slop” season, when it seems just about every few hours there’s another piece of scuttlebutt or NBA gossip to digest. I’ve got this 7-foot abacus in my bedroom, along with multiple, multiple pie charts helping me rank each player and calculate whether or not they may change teams. When players change teams, or we even think players might change teams, everyone gets so excited.
Anyway, hopefully, you have your piecharts too. Oh! I also have a The Wire style corkboard with black-and-white photos connected by yarn, helping me connect players to their agents or any relevant relationships.