The following is "Cellphone Ring", Sam Hinkie's ode to Jerry Colangelo. It's likely that neither man has heard the original Drake song that this parody is based on, but just work with us here.
"Cellphone Ring"
(set to the tune of "Hotline Bling" by Drake)
You always call me on my, you always, you always
(Yeah)
You always call me on my cell phone
Moves you want to be told of
Call me on my cell phone
Moves you want to be told of
I know when that cell phone ring
That can only mean one thing
I know when that cell phone ring
That can only mean one thing
Ever since Jahlil got tipsy, you
Built a reputation for yourself now
Say you in control and I feel left out
Josh Harris got me down, he got me stressed out
Cause ever since Jahlil got tipsy, you
Hugged Brett Brown and said that I was done for
Want to bring in Elton as a mentor
Used Adam Silver's word to sneak in the door
You always call me on my cell phone
Moves you want to be told of
Call me on my cell phone
Moves you want to be told of
I know when that cell phone ring
That can only mean one thing
I know when that cell phone ring
That can only mean one thing
Ever since Jahlil got tipsy, you, you, you
You and me we'll never get along
You make me feel like I did Josh wrong
Going places where you don't belong
Ever since Jahlil got tipsy, you
You got exactly what you asked for
Running the front office from the golf course
Bringing in D'Antoni and I ask "What for?