There are different levels of college football fandom. There’s the level of fandom where you break protocol and wear your teams colors into the press box, loudly shout when your team scores, and have to sit on your hands to not clap or fist pump (not that I know anything about that).
This post is not for those fans.
Those fans are the readers and posters of BSD who’re here all offseason, filling the comment sections with memes and family stories and references to comment threads from weeks and years past.
This post is for the Penn State fan who, like me this year, doesn’t know the name of the last recruit that committed to the Nittany Lions, let alone the number of commits in next year’s class.