Fan’s interest in new Nerf logo is nerfed.
‘Murph’ is the name of the new logo/monstrosity/creation from the Nerf corporation. It reminds me of Gritty of Philadelphia Flyer’s fame, only more terrifying and noodlier. The creation of this mascot, a humanoid with nerf darts covering their body leaves me with the following questions for the company.
1. WHY, WHY WOULD YOU CREATE THIS?
2. Does it feel with its noodly nerf dart appendages?
3. It does not appear to have eyes or a face, can the creature see, or does it just scent our immeasurable terror using its feelers?