Success With Hyperlinking Can’t Take This Heat

I never used to believe in spontaneous human combustion but with the weather this week, it seems much more plausible than I had previously thought. A heat wave has taken hold over much of the country. State College had a blast of hot air this past week, seeing four days in a row at or near 90 degrees.

Here were the temperatures yesterday around the country. It’s hot, y’all.

It makes me wonder whether people on Mercury use little bits of Earth in their thermometers, or if pregnant Mercurian women have to avoid eating fish since there may be an unsafe amount of Earth in it.