Penn State has a new kicker. He needs a nickname. Help us give him a nickname.
As we all know, the way to truly show that you love an athlete is to give them a nickname. It's why guys like Rob Gronkowski have nicknames, whereas guys like David Ortiz -- who is an asshole -- do not*.
* -- yes, I am blatantly ignoring the fact that David Ortiz has a nickname, because he is the worst
Now, we at Penn State have a new football player who could be the most lovable guy ever: Joey Julius.