There is an art to lowering your cable bill, and as a Comcast Xfinity subscriber, I have mastered it.
The key is to lie and tell them you want, nay, NEED, them to cancel your services immediately. Except, a few nights ago, when I spoke to a Comcast customer service rep who we’ll call Sean, I was serious about canceling my services.
When Sean asked why, I explained to him that I am not confident that Comcast and the Big Ten Network will work out their contract dispute by the August 31 deadline, and I simply will not miss any Penn State football games because of it.