There’s a season. Maybe there isn’t a season. Nope, there’s definitely not a season. Actually, wait - there’s a season. Kind of.
No one should be blamed for thinking of the timeless and immortal words of Vince Lombardi, who bellowed, “what in the hell is going on out here!”
All this while, our Penn State Nittany Lions foosball playing team has remained largely silent, locked down behind privacy walls, tucked away deep inside Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Are they practicing? Are they even allowed to communicate silently, with hand signals? Is anyone still alive?