All’s not well in Happy Valley. This is not breaking news. Our pre-season top 10 squad’s stumbling like a drunk through the month of October. Receivers can’t catch. Everyone is injured. And let’s see, what else has gone wrong...
Oh, right - we just gave up 268 sack-adjusted rushing yards to the moribund Indiana Hoosiers. And our next three opponents are Iowa, Michigan, and Wisconsin. If ever there was a time to sober up and start playing football like Nittany Lions, it’s right now. Let’s fire up the film projector to see why our rush defense has been treated worse than a rented mule.