Breaking news! The USC Trojans no longer can drink alcohol in the locker room.
— InsideUSC (@InsideUSC) August 24, 2015
That sounds like a great policy!
Um.
Why wasn't it a policy before?
So let's look at all the times alcohol is not banned in the USC locker room.
- During practice
- After practice
- Before practice
- Not on Saturdays
- Mondays
- Tuesdays
- Wednesdays
- Thursdays
- Fridays
- After a USC win
- After a USC loss