As we approach the ten-year mark since the last time seminal punk band Bad Religion paid us a visit here in Ottawa, I reminisce about that July evening in 2012. I’ll always remember lead singer Greg Graffin chirping the crowd because the Los Angeles Kings had just won the Stanley Cup. Ostensibly Los Angeles fans, the band could appreciate the cultural significance of such a statement in Canada’s capital. But I know that underneath their southern California loyalties, they have an unspoken fascination with our Senators. Because I’ll never get to pick their brains about this closet curiosity, I present instead this totally unsolicited pop culture crossover article whereby I consider current members of the Ottawa Senators as Bad Religion albums.