Despite being objectively not good, the Ottawa Senators high up in the Atlantic (née Flortheast) Division. But this is hardly the most confusing - no, mysterious - thing going on in the nation's capital. No, there are many other perplexing things going on.
And I've got some thoughts on them. Here are five unsolved mysteries of the Ottawa Senators.
1) The Mystery of Jared Cowen's Healthy Scratch
Mystery: For so long this season it seemed like Jared Cowen was immune to being a healthy scratch.