The Magic have so many personalities that maybe only Dr. Phil can get a read on them.
They don't need a scouting report; they need an ink-blot test.
They don't need another tall guy; they need a shrink.
Just who are the Magic anyway?
Beats me.
Is this the team that started 19-13 or the team that slumped to lose 15 of 17 games?
And then who in the world was that other Magic team we just watched?
You know, the one that posted improbable back-to-back, crunch-time wins against the Atlanta Hawks — a veteran club a season removed from 60 wins.