When Aaron Gordon performs as he did during Sunday’s victory against the New York Knicks—posting 31 points to lead the Orlando Magic, including 20 in the first quarter—it may prompt NBA watchers to wonder whether the forward is taking the next step toward stardom.
Some casual fans of NBA basketball may use methods like “watching the basketball game” and “analyzing important data,” but we at Orlando Pinstriped Post choose to go deeper. Why use actual on-court events to judge a basketball player when we can assess his performance on a comedic news quiz show instead?