Some of you may know this, but for those who don’t, let me give you a brief view into the life of the Bearded Guy. I am a laser engineer by trade, and a graduate of the University of Central Florida — twice. Currently, I find myself, as I have for the past 15 years, working in the defense industry. I wish I could explain more, and not because of some cliché thing like, “I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you,” but because it is honestly a little complicated and I am not sure I could explain well in this article.