Orlando City looked lethargic, lifeless, leggy, and any other pejorative ‘L' word you can think of in tonight's 4-0 loss to FC Dallas at Toyota Stadium. Of course, the Lions have still never scored in MLS play against the Hoops, after falling 2-0 at home last year, but this was the first time Orlando has been shut out in 2016.
The match was also lopsided enough to give the Lions a negative overall goal differential.
It seemed almost as if City's players decided to play along and compete against Joey Chestnut in the big Independence Day hot dog eating contest.