It wouldn’t be an election in November without some accusations of voter fraud and foreign meddling. This vote was no different. While Beau Baldwin maintained a pretty consistent lead at around 40-45% much of the way, a rouge agent, possibly from Canada due to Jones’ CFL ties, appeared to hack our election process and fraudulently stuff the ballot with over 400 votes for June Jones. Prior to the hacking, Jones had received less than 5 votes and was polling between 1-2%.
After conferring with special prosecutor Robert Mueller, we have decided to remove Mr. Jones from the ballot and award the victory to Beau Baldwin, who claimed 40% of the vote after the illegal votes were removed.