This post is brought to you by Portland State, our new college football overlords!
Folks, hell has officially frozen over. Pigs have flown, the needle in the haystack has been found, and the very foundation of college football in Oregon has collapsed. Washington State beat Oregon. In case you forgot, the Cougars lost to PORTLAND FREAKIN' STATE in a football game this year. Now, I'm not a math-y kind of person, but if I apply the transitive property to this particular scenario, the results are telling me that due to the fact that Portland State defeated Wazzu in Pullman, and Wazzu defeated Oregon in Eugene, PSU is superior to Oregon.