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LSU is 'alright, alright, alright,' Texas is not, and more Week 2 lessons

Somebody once said that time was a flat circle, that everything we have done or ever will do, we will do over and over and over again, forever.

OK, that somebody was Matthew McConaughey in "True Detective." And sure, he ripped it off from Nietzsche, but it sounded better coming from him. And, in some ways, the Minister of Culture at Texas has a point. After all, you can't spend months in the desert, shirtlessly slapping at bongos without figuring out a few important universal truths.

And so here we are again. Texas, my friends, is not quite back.