Welcome to Building the Dam’s second installment of Pac-12 Football’s All-Name Selections. This list is done in the spirit of Chris Berman’s nicknames he used to give football players in the NFL. If you missed out on all the great (or terrible) names from a couple years ago, here’s a link. This time we’ll spread the teams out by region, cause hey, it’s summer and we gotta milk this for all it’s worth. Enjoy this selection of the best names in Pac-12 football today.
Stanley “Straw” Berryhill II - WR
Boobie “Milk” Curry - WR
Rhett “My Daddy Used To Be the Coach” Rodriguez - QB
Brian “Nerves of” Casteel - WR
Colin Schooler “of Hard Knocks” - LB
Day Day “Man, Fighter of the Night Night Man” Coleman - LB
Chacho “Cheese” Ulloa - DB
“T” Rexx Tessler - LB
“Not” My-King Johnson - DE
“Let’s Kick It Up a Notch” Bam Smith - RB
Rourke “Hey, Play” Freeburg - DB
Jon Jacobs “Jingleheimer Schmidt” - OL
Richard Merrit “Badge” - LB
Mykee “No Likey” Irving - OL
Paiton “Got No” Fears “Except for Fear Itself.