Now I know what most of you are saying— ‘Where has sodd been, and where’s our Report Card post, my weekend isn’t complete without his nuanced and thought-provoking commentary!’
Where indeed.
So you see, my wife and I every year host elaborate, themed Halloween parties. This was our tenth, and most likely, our last. We’re not getting any younger, and our friends are becoming old and crotchety, and would rather be home on Saturday night curled up in front of the teevee, watching some stupid reality show with a tall glass of Metamucil by their side. In short, there’s been a noticeable drop in the enthusiasm level amongst our compadres; plus, my wife and I want to start traveling more frequently, so we decided that our tenth party would probably be our last.