SETTING: A rundown shack deep in the Cascade Mountains. A wrecked dirigible sits adjacent at the foot of a pine tree, its tattered keel covered in emerald-green lichen.
Joseph Yun: ...are you sure this is the place?
Mariotasmustache: Dave, Jared, and Sean said if we ever needed him, this is where we’d find him.
Yun: You don’t actually believe all the stories about this guy, do you? I mean, watching and taking notes on every single PAT Oregon attempted during the Chip Kelly era for an article that only got 1300 page views?