After an opening weekend that couldn’t have gone much better for Quackheads everywhere, we find ourselves at Week 2 - and the Portland State Vikings. Things I hope to see today:
- Tyler Shough play the whole second half and being responsible for at least 4 TDs
- Tackling
- Even fewer penalties than last week
- No injuries!
- The Duck and Victor Viking in a dance-off
- Bruce Barnum walk to midfield, dump their $500k cash on the O and roll around in it naked
With no injuries, everyone wins in this payday game with our fellow Oregonians from up I-5!