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Quack Fix 9-29-18: The Longest Day

Related Topics: Thanksgiving, Associated Press

Things I can do today while waiting for kickoff:

  1. Grow out that ill-advised perm.
  2. Complete a full practice run of my Thanksgiving menu.

3. Make sourdough starter.

4. Listen to all of Deuce’s excuses for avoiding his AP History homework.

5. Reorganize my shoe closet.

6. Rewrite my Masters thesis.

7. Convince Mr. Daisy to clean the garage.

8. Climb a 14er.