Quack Fix 10-28-2017: The Yutes visit for Halloween weekend

Remember Fright Night 2009? I sure do (well, mostly). It was the best Halloween since my momma dressed me up as a dead cat for Halloween circa 1978. See, it was supposed to be ‘Curiosity Killed the Cat’ but all anyone got from it was a kitty cadaver, and poor old Mrs. Larson across the street (and one house over), who was widely acknowledged as the neighborhood cat lady, never spoke to me again. It was almost as fun as the year my Vietnamese brother dressed up as John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. That, you had to see to believe.

BUT I DIGRESS, enough about Clan Daisy Halloween fails. My point is, maybe there is some Halloween magic left in Autzen. Perhaps if Braxton Bananaramameister…