An irreverent look at college football.
1. Is Homer Simpson in charge of Pac-12 replays or does it just seem that way?
2. Not to worry about Oregon's loss to Wazzu, the Ducks still can to go to a bowl game.
3. El Paso is OK if you stay on this side of the Rio Grande.
4. Unless it's snowing.
5. And assuming a heavily-armed migrant caravan doesn't smash through our border defenses.
6. Since the Sun Bowl isn't on New Year's Day, we still can watch the Huskies in the Rose Bowl.