An irreverent look at college football.
1. The Oregon Ducks are going with an all-black motif this week, which certainly syncs with the mood of UO fans.
2. Wait, isn't black an Oregon State color?
3. Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
4. Apparently, the Ducks just want to look like winners.
5. Or distract from whatever it was they were doing on offense at Arizona.
6. Chip Kelly's Oregon teams used to score 15 points before you could pop the top on the first smuggled-in PBR.
Editor's note: And way before Goe could figure out how to connect his laptop to the internet.