An irreverent look at college football.
1. Both the Oregon and Oregon State are on the Pac-12 Networks Saturday, which means they won't exactly be beamed nationwide.
2. Being on the Pac-12 Nets is like wearing Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak.
3. Or disappearing into the Witness Protection Program.
4. For Oregon and Oregon State, maybe that's a good thing.
Editor's note: Can I make Goe disappear that way?
5. While shivering in the rain Saturday in Autzen, remember the game is starting at 10:30 p.m. EST for a telecast nobody east of the Mississippi will watch.