An irreverent look at college football.
1. Oregon AD Rob Mullens is asking the hooligans in Autzen Stadium to be on their best behavior Saturday when the Huskies visit.
4. Imagine, Blutarski on the loose in the Autzen Sky Suites.
5. Whose bright idea was it to sell the crazies concession beer?
6. Whatever the officials are getting in hazard pay isn't enough.
9. Who wins the race to the bottom, Scott Frost or Chip Kelly?
Editor's note: Goe is already there -- has been for years.
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