What the fuck Mark Richt? Is someone bribing you to make our lives miserable? Is this some sort of cosmic joke? WHY CAN’T COACHES IN FLORIDA JUST STAY THE FUCK PUT??
Mario’s not leaving. He’s building something here. People don’t take a job, sign a big contract, agree to rebuild a program and allow that program to build their culture around you only to bail after one freaking year because you can’t bear to be more than 5 miles away from your parents and/or sibs as a 40 year old man.
RIGHT??? THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN, RIGHT?
Seriously, FML
Okay, here’s your PANIC thread, feel free to panic about Miami, Mario or this little football game thing we having going on tomorrow.