My dearest Quacklings, please join me in extending a warm ATQ welcome to our newest writer, Colt Johnson! AND IMMEDIATELY on Day 1, Colt Johnson wins the ATQ all-name contest, hands down. Seriously Colt, your parents were the two coolest humans ever to walk in Minnesota (okay, not saying much, I get it) to bestow that badass moniker on you at birth. That name is so boss I’m almost afraid to write about you.
BUT since this is ATQ, it’s not enough to just write about it - we’re going to need to meme-i-fy the hell out of it:
-When Colt Johnson crosses the street, cars look both ways.