An irreverent look at college football ...
1. Bowling Green, Portland State, San Jose State: non-conference schedule or scavenger hunt?
2. The Pillsbury Doughboy is calling it an insult to cupcakes.
3. Talk about indigestion.
Editor's note: Indigestion? Try reading one of 'Goe's stories after breakfast.
4. The Pac-12 Networks schedule last week was Washington-North Dakota, Oregon-PSU, Southern Utah-Oregon State and San Jose State-Wazzu.
5. That's going to bring DirecTV to the table?
6. It wasn't bringing people to the games.
7. Officially, the Ducks drew 47,210 and the Beavers 36,448.