RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — If you strapped weights to Usain Bolt's chest, replaced his six-pack stomach with abs stretched out of shape, de-tuned his muscular frame and explosive power by jellifying his joints, and forced him to take the best part of nine months off, how amazed would we all be if the world's fastest man fully recovered from that fitness-shredding assault to once again vie for medals at the Olympic Games?
Short answer: stunned. Likely adoring.
Yet, across the Rio Games, amazing women are doing exactly this without the celebrate-this-from-rooftops full fanfare they deserve.
We're talking, of course, about Olympic mums.