Woof. What a depressing game. Watching another backup quarterback turn Jim Knowles’ defense to Swiss cheese was awful for Cowboy fans. So let’s talk about something a little better: television. Or specifically, TV theme songs. The right combination of familiar, dulcet tones can get us feeling comfortably numb even on the saddest days.
So turn your sound on, and let these reviews wash over you like so many Brock Purdy passes.
Five Stars:
True Detective Season 1
From the dusty mesa
Her looming shadow grows
Hidden in the branches of the poison creosote
She twines her spines up slowly
Towards the boiling sun
And when I touched her skin
My fingers ran with blood
Oh my god.