What the hell just happened?
If you felt like you needed a shower after that win, you’re not alone.
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I know the saying is ‘a win is a win,’ but this honestly doesn’t feel like one.
At all.
Some way, somehow, despite the Cowboys coaching staff and players literally joining in on a collective effort to lose this game, Texas outdid them.
Somehow, despite sabotaging their offense and making completely asinine and unexplainable decisions, Texas outdid them.
Musical chair quarterbacking, playcalling that was so conservative that the team might as well of taken three knees or punted on first down, etc etc etc.