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Dez Bryant’s Pet Monkey Might Not be Legal

Dez Bryant has a pet monkey. Did you know that? You can see it here. It’s very cute. It also might be illegal. PETA is not pleased with Dez’s apparent illegal possession of the monkey.

PETA contacted DeSoto (TX) Animal Control to request investigation into #Cowboys WR Dez Bryant’s “possible illegal possession” of a monkey

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) November 2, 2015

This led to what might be the greatest tweet I’ve ever seen.

Dez didnt make a football move w/ the monkey therefor never possessed it.