We’ve reached the peak of the football offseason, the sliver on the calendar where each new article I post is immediately tagged as the worst take in PFB history. I’m setting records at a rapid pace, really. Call me Vlad Guerrero Jr.: I’m crushing records but with no hardware to show for it.
Sadly, though, no new record will be set today. The take cannon has been parked. I have some thoughts, however, about why you, me and John Doe should be fired up for the season, most of which I’ve calculated as logical and well-reasoned.