Ed. note: this is from Jeffrey Hendrickson who wrote the whole thing out on Twitter. I thought it was great and wanted to republish in full. Here’s an ode to the 2015 season.
T’was the night before football
And all through the state
Hardly a fan could sleep
Seven months was a long wait
Cowboys young and old
Tried to sleep in their beds
As visions of Sanders
Ran through their heads
Glenn Spence read his Bible
As Gundy hit the hair gel
Mike Yurcich watched game film
On last season, they did not dwell
When out in the darkness
Such a sound came transpiring
It woke up Dave Hunziker
Who exclaimed: “PISTOLS FIRING!