There I was on Tuesday early evening about to flip the lights off in the shed and head into the not shed and see what kind of scarecrows and pumpkins our kids drew for me that afternoon. Then a panic message from our beat writer, Marshall Scott: CADE HAS A COUNTDOWN ON HIS IG LIVE THIS IS NOT A DRILL SIREN EMOJIS.
Not at 5:45 on a Tuesday, right? It’s just a pre-college season troll job or an announcement about The Announcement. It’s certainly not going to be the news drop we’ve all been dancing around for the past few months … right?