After a very, very long night in Dallas, you wake up at a very unreasonable hour for the purpose of drinking more beer and having one last chance to yell at Texas fans before the game commences. The hangover has not yet reared its ugly head, but time is running out.
Tick tock. Tick tock...
But you’re responsible! After all, this sin’t your first OU-Texas rodeo. You smartly left a bottle of Pedialyte on your nightstand the night before to help you through the suffering in the morning. But alas, the task is simply too daunting for a baby drink.