It’s football tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime in Oklahomaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I really want to be in Norman today, folks. Tailgating and partaking in the revelry is a major component of my fall Saturdays, and I have a big ol’ hole in my heart. I will, however, be watching the game with family and friends, and I’ll try to simulate the game day experience as best I can. Fireball (which I don’t actually like, but it always ends up being a factor) will be consumed. I’ll probably yell at an older relative for sitting down during a defensive possession. Might even urinate in a bush because I can’t find a port-o-potty.