Happy Tuesday, friends and fans!
It’s a well-known fact that the giant panda is the smartest animal on planet Earth. The secret is in their diet. You see, the nutrients in bamboo fibers give the big, cuddly floof monsters the ability to correctly prognosticate the outcome of College Football Playoff games, and unlike Jim Mora, they don’t even need to watch hundreds of games a week. Don’t believe me? See for yourself. Yang Yang, the stage is all yours, my two-toned friend.
First of all, for those of you who are less cultured than my boy Yang Yang, the song you hear playing in the video is called ‘Panda’ by rapper Desiigner.