ARLINGTON - Once the music and applause died out, Bob Stoops stood on a stage in the bowels of a baseball stadium and tried to explain what the heck he was doing here, going into business with Vince McMahon and the XFL.
Bud Wilkinson rose out of Oklahoma lore to coach the Cardinals. Barry Switzer got up off the couch to win a Super Bowl with the Cowboys.
Stoops is coming back with the rasslin’ king.
The Genetic Jackhammer. The Mac Daddy.
The man who gave football “He Hate Me.”
For the record, even Switzer is shocked at Thursday’s turn of events.