In which the author unleashes several weeks of pent-up snark. I apologize if it’s “tl;dr.”
- Happy Monday, Sooners fans! Apologies for my absence for the last few Mondays. Between a family illness and work and vacation, my grade as an occasional columnist this season is clearly an Incomplete. I’ll try to do some quick make-up work by zipping through my missed assignments:
- TEXAS: 17-24. I still haven’t even watched the Texas game. Don’t feel inclined to. I’ll go ahead and take this F on my grade sheet.
- And for the record, I am personally banning myself from using any variant on the words, “If we had only beaten Texas.