The Bottom 10 inspirational thought of the week:
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala.
--"I Wish" Skee-Lo
On Saturday, as the games of the college football world collectively kicked off, I elected to stay bunkered down in Charlotte, North Carolina, at Bottom 10 HQ South, located in the phone booth where Tom Luginbill changes into Superman.