Earlier this week, the OKC Thunder named Rob Hennigan the Vice President of Foresight and Insight while promoting Will Dawkins to Vice President of Identification and Intelligence. I would hope a Vice President has all four of those traits listed, but if it takes two people to do those jobs, whatever. Who am I to argue with Sam Presti after this offseason?
In wanting a super cool title myself, I asked Tony Heim to anoint me with an official title here at Thunderous Intentions. He bestowed upon me the role of Chief Petty Officer. I gladly accepted the position.