Russell Westbrook: "You see my hat?"

And of course, when you have many job roles, you must wear many hats. But don't ask Russ to wear a Spurs hat. You see the hat he's wearing?

While Westbrook clearly will not be wearing any San Antonio hats now or in the near future, he just might be willing to wear some other hats.

OK, that's not a hat, Russ.

Here is the hat that Westbrook stole from the Pope.

Or, if not a Spurs hat, what about the Hotspur?

And if not a Spur or a Hotspur, what about a Turd?