So I was sent a very mysterious email from Mountain Dew last week. They asked whether I would like to receive something in the mail. Mail is the best, so I was in. Recently, this huge box showed up on my doorstep.
I was expecting something like a pamphlet, so this was pretty surprising. Obviously, I'm eternally grateful to recieve anything for free. Because all of this stuff was free, it gets an automatic A+ in my book.
But reviews are no fun if everything gets an A+. So here's what I really think of each item, taking into consideration that they were allegedly picked by Russell Westbrook himself.