The word “moustache” is French, automatically giving it a negative connotation because the only good thing to come out of France is Carmilla Rowe. Despite its origin, the mustache (yes, I’ll be Americanizing it from here on out) is one of the manliest things a man can own. The fact that not every man can own one because he isn’t manly enough makes it even more manly.
The Oklahoma City Thunder have two manly men on the team by the names of Enes Kanter and Steven Adams, better known together as the Mustache Brothers.